These are all real job postings I’ve found during my job search on Craigslist.
Morbid curiosity is the only explanation I’ve got for clicking on that one.
Or you could, you know, buy a coat.
EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! SHOUTY-CAPS!!! THEY’RE EXCITED ABOUT THIS!!!
How do you estimate a tree? “I… think… it’s an oak.”
I DON’T KNOW WHY THEY’RE SHOUTING AT ME BUT THIS IS ALSO DEFINITELY LEGIT.
I read that over a dozen times but I still have no idea what it means.
I’ve already blogged about this, but it bears repeating. A bikini model-slash-barista. Their (ahem, PART TIME) salary will depend on experience… I’m sorry, I was unaware there were a lot of bikini model/barista positions at which one could gain experience. Is this A Thing I’m just woefully ignorant of?
That’s what she said! *high fives all around*
Reefer Run, eh? This is a medical marijuana state.