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These are all real job postings I’ve found during my job search on Craigslist.

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Morbid curiosity is the only explanation I’ve got for clicking on that one.

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Seems legit.

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Or you could, you know, buy a coat.

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EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!  SHOUTY-CAPS!!!  THEY’RE EXCITED ABOUT THIS!!!

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How do you estimate a tree?  “I… think… it’s an oak.”

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I DON’T KNOW WHY THEY’RE SHOUTING AT ME BUT THIS IS ALSO DEFINITELY LEGIT.

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I read that over a dozen times but I still have no idea what it means.

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I’ve already blogged about this, but it bears repeating.  A bikini model-slash-barista.  Their (ahem, PART TIME) salary will depend on experience…  I’m sorry, I was unaware there were a lot of bikini model/barista positions at which one could gain experience.  Is this A Thing I’m just woefully ignorant of?

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That’s what she said!  *high fives all around*

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Reefer Run, eh?  This is a medical marijuana state.

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