Let’s back up a minute and break this charlie-foxtrot of Portlandiness down piece by piece, shall we?
- Goat rental exists. And not as a “petting zoo” type thing either. These are legit companies that will rent you goats–GOATS–to clear your land for you. Because of course.
- Goat rental businesses are successful. Google tells me there are three in the greater Portland area. Successful enough to attract con artists.
- Farmer people, the supposed salt of the goddamn earth, were totally okay enough with the idea of goat rental that they paid half up front.
- GOAT RENTAL.