Tonight I would like to chat with you all about the Portland Police. For the record, I love cops. When some asshole is beating on your mom, the cops come and take that asshole away in handcuffs.
Their sigil isn’t something tough, like a star or a shield. It’s a rose. As you can see here:
Yeah, they really do have their Twitter handle on their squad cars.
Let’s take a look at a Portland Police high-speed pursuit.
He certainly wasn’t going to cross a double yellow line.